Unless you’re a serious shopper, the day after Thanksgiving is a national day of watching TV and eating leftovers. If you’re a procedural junkie you’re in luck—there are several show marathons that will keep you on the couch all day long. The darkly addictive Criminal Minds plays on A&E from 8am to midnight, and on Ion from 3pm to midnight. Law & Order: SVU will dominate USA from 6am to 7pm if you want to eat your Thanksgiving sandwich with Benson and Stabler. And if the serial killer-leftover pie combo doesn’t work for you, check out the natural disaster marathon on AMC—Volcano, The Perfect Storm and Deep Blue Sea storm across the small screen from 2pm until 10pm.