DUMBO, WILLIAMSBURG AND PARK SLOPE If you won’t be celebrating Christmas for whatever reason, all your coworkers and friends going on about their Christmas plans can get pretty boring. Do them all one better with one of Saturday’s parties. In DUMBO, Galapagos will be holding a special holiday edition of their Floating Kabarette, starting at 8pm. Further north, Brooklyn Bowl will be holding their second annual Jolly Bowl, an all-night party that features “bands of the Tribe” like Pey Dalid and food from Blue Ribbon and a kosher vendor. Finally, Southpaw will be holding its eighth annual Jewltide, cosponsored by JDub Records and Jewcy, which features the awesome combination of live band karaoke, DJs, and free doughnuts.