Have you ever watched an episode of Hoarders and been disturbed by how much you can relate? If so, it’s time to get rid of all the dead weight once and for all at an event that will actually make spring cleaning fun: the community swap and yard sale at Mission Dolores. The party runs from 12-3, will feature drink specials and tacos, and is open to swappers, buyers, sellers, and browsers alike. Anything that isn’t claimed by the end of the day will be donated to an appropriate charity. Admission is free but please RSVP in advance.