The last time you declared that you could eat your weight in Camembert or Manchego, was it all just idle talk? Enter Stinky Bklyn’s “Stinkfest 2011” Cheese Eating Contest to find out how much of the good stuff you can put away in one sitting. If you have the guts (literally, if your stomach can handle that much lactose), call 718-522-7425 to register soon because slots are filling up fast. The contest takes place at 2:30pm, but the store will be hosting a party from 11:30am to 6pm. There will be live bands and food available for those who prefer to consume dairy in a more civilized manner.