This holiday season–the longest ever on record it seems–you may have asked yourself if you can really attend, and drink heavily at yet another holiday party. Well if the party in question is the No Office Holiday Party, then yes, yes you can. Presented by BB, the skint, Fucked in Park Slope and Brokelyn, we’ve all had plenty of input into this ridiculously fun night, and every single element has us giddy. Comedy? We’ve got Wyatt Cenac (who if you’re lucky will read one of your terrible 2012 work stories on stage). Food? Oaxaca is slinging tacos. Photos? Hot Santas will be waiting in the Bibi Booth. Music? We can sing anything from The Kings of Karaoke’s 30,000-strong songbook. Dancing? We’ve got the Cocoon Central Dance Team to entertain us, and then Party Like it’s 1999 Steve Reynolds will make us shake some booty. And to ensure we all get a sloppy kiss beneath the mistletoe, Littlefield will be pouring $3 spiked, holiday punch the first hour and $5 afterward, so you can drink yourself silly without going broke. Doors are at 8pm, tickets are $6 in advance, $8 at the door. Office party fouls encouraged!–N.D.