Everyone has their Valentine’s Day traditions. Some people go the traditional route with fancy dinners, while others stay in and indulge in a night full of rom-coms and Russell Stover. My personal Valentine’s tradition is to get dressed to the nines with the most stalwart and courageous of my friends, and get ripped at every happy hour and dive we see until we end up at the Bell House for Unloveable, the annual can’t-miss Valentine’s day show put on by The Sons and Heirs, the best Smiths tribute band in New York (and quite possibly the world). This year also has special guests, including comedian Dave Hill, who knows a thing or two about Valentines, and Dan Neustadt of the Hold Steady. Tickets are available here and going fast so grab them while you still can. — V.R.