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- Ok this is just the stuff of nightmares.
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- Sort of like those wine glass charms your step-mother loves but less practical.
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- And more multi-colored.
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- Again, try sleeping soundly after seeing this.
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- Halloweenspiration!
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- Apparently flasks and beards/mustaches are match made in heaven.
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- See?
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- Right?
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- There are more.
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- Uh huh.
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- This is the first step toward a “Your Name” tattoo on your ass.
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- Why? When?
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- The temporary hipster.
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- Just wish this said “Mustache Rides” on the back.
I love Fab.com. So much so that I had to unsubscribe from their emails and take the app off my phone because there was always something I wanted to buy. But I also realized a few months ago that there is always something with a beard or a mustache on the site. I don’t know why old-timey and/or lumberjack-inspired facial hair has become so compelling to so many, but man, if you need a flask with a handlebar mustache on it, Fab has like 10 options for you. It seems that instead of putting a bird on it, we’ve collectively decided that everything–from beers to babies–would be better with a beard on it.
