I love Fab.com. So much so that I had to unsubscribe from their emails and take the app off my phone because there was always something I wanted to buy. But I also realized a few months ago that there is always something with a beard or a mustache on the site. I don’t know why old-timey and/or lumberjack-inspired facial hair has become so compelling to so many, but man, if you need a flask with a handlebar mustache on it, Fab has like 10 options for you. It seems that instead of putting a bird on it, we’ve collectively decided that everything–from beers to babies–would be better with a beard on it.