You know what they say about not putting all your eggs in one basket? Well they don’t say that on Easter, when you’ll be running around Greenpoint with a basket trying to find as many eggs as possible and putting them into that one basket. At the end of the day you’ll run all of those eggs over to The Diamond and if you have more eggs than anyone else, you’ll get a $50 bar tab. If you have the second most eggs you’ll have a $25 tab, and if you come in last place you’re a rotten egg. Register online (RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org) or at The Diamond for your first clue and on Sunday April 20th (for you sinners who don’t know when Easter is) you’ll be running around town from St. Vitus to McGolrick Park, hunting eggs like Elmer Fudd hunts wabbits.