Wednesday, the most neutral and nondescript day of the week, is really low-key down for whatever. Take that open energy over to House of Yes for its filthy and flexy variety show, Dirty Circus, told in three acts, where aerialists float and spin overhead, and contortionists make you ponder the true lack of mobility office-life inflicts on this city. Equal parts sexy, silly, and circus, the show embodies the spirit of House of Yes, perhaps because it was created by co-founders Kae Burke & Anya Sapozhnikova. Show up with the right juju and you could be the Chosen One granted the vantage point of the Bathtub seat. There’s also a Splash Zone, so sit at your own risk, or come ready to drip. Doors at 7, show at 8, tickets $20-50.