Of all the classic moments in that original bromance flick, Old School, my favorite is Andy Dick leading a fellatio how-to with a carrot and reminding his female pupils to “mind the stepchildren.” Well, today you can re-enact that scene with a candy cane at Babeland’s Naughty or Nice Customer Appreciation Party tonight at 6 in Park Slope. You’ll also learn how to “Jingle the G-Spot” and the first 15 customers will receive stocking stuffers and one lucky winner will receive $150 worth of Santa-approved toys. Just RSVP here. And PS, Babeland is part of our 28 Days of Brooklyn Gifts guide, and they’re offering 15% off through Dec. 31 with the code 40516, in store or online.–N.D.
