Good morning all! When I was a kid, I loved The Muppet Family Christmas, which brought the whole gang together for the holidays at Fozzie’s mother’s house in a snowy backwoods somewhere. For some reason, the line “it’s cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!” is repeated throughout, and it was the first thought that popped... Read more »
Happy Friday, everyone, and I just shared a laugh with my coffee guy when he asked me what my plans are for the weekend because WHY do we still all ask each other that so many months into this thing when we all know the answer is just some combo of cooking or watching tv?... Read more »
Just two weeks into 2021 and it already feels like we might have another dud on our hands, doesn’t it? Yes, we’re just days away from competent people replacing the morally bankrupt, underachieving sycophants that comprise the Trump administration, and the vaccine rollout finally seems to be picking up steam, but man, nothing like white... Read more »
Say what you will about 2020, and god knows we’ve all been doing just that all year, but you kind of have to admire its steadfast commitment to being the absolute worst, right up until the end, when Donald Trump was apparently voted the nation’s most admired man. Yepper. Normal, normal stuff from a totally... Read more »
What up, everyone? Are you guys ready for a really weird Christmas? I’ve been receiving holiday cards in the mail all week, which feels almost normal (leaving aside the fact that I have freakishly organized friends), but then I notice that the children beaming at me from my fridge are suddenly looking a lot older... Read more »
