A Christmas Story will air approximately one million times on basic cable this weekend and let’s face it, you are probably going to log at least an hour or two watching on your couch–boring! This year, why not make an event of it and see the holiday classic as it was meant to be seen: on a big screen with plenty of food, drinks, and fun people around to share it with? Nitehawk Cinema is having a special midnight screening of Ralphie and his quest for an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle on Christmas Eve eve. If you are still going to be in town, we double dog dare you to buy an $11 ticket here.