There are a few things that are essential to the best movie experiences: hot salty popcorn, ice-cold fizzy soda (yeah, you heard me Bloomberg), and providing your own in-theater commentary to help get you through Shia LaBeouf’s truly bewildering thespian choices. The dudes behind Crappy Cinema Council know where I’m at, and you’ll be able to see just how funny a sarcastic, snark-along soundtrack can get when they host their live comedy show this Tuesday at Public Assembly, where they’ll be tackling this month’s theme of ninjas(!). Has richer material for badder-than-bad movies ever swept a leg? Rocky, Colt, and Tum-Tum say no.
